And It's Surely To His Credit
Reviewd by: Jess Another
Unofficial
This is a good episode. It's what I'd call a
'filler' episode. It has a nice flowing story line, excellent writing and
acting, but you'll find little references back to it in future episodes. There
is no death threat, or nuclear arms pointed at the White House or any other
parts of America. We get to learn a little more about Ainsley Hayes and her job
at the White House. We also see a little more respect shown towards her at the
end of this episode from the Senior Staff.
My favourite scene is the presidents address,
and when Lionel Tribbey burts into the room. Had me laughing forever.
Also there is an excellent, highly rated, scene
bewteen the president and First Lady. I loved this scene. Kinda shows how young
and immature the president can act. A great Jed/Abbey scene, that I'm sure
inspired lots of fan fiction.
I highly recommend watching this episode if
it's on. But I wouldn't go out of my way as to buy this episode if you didn't
see it. Like I said, it's just a nice flowing episode.
"DONNA!"
The episode opens with Josh yelling from his office
for Donna. He comes out at complains that he recieved another from his insurance
company wanting him to pay a $50,000 hospital bill. He meets up with Sam who
tells him not to worry about, but Josh seems to be more than worried. Josh
disapears and Donna takes over next to Sam. They are walking through the halls,
Donna is on her way to the Mural room. She is helping the president with the
Radio address.
She leaves Sam and we follow her into the Mural
room. She has a joke prepared for the group.
"My name is Donnatella Moss. I work here in the
West Wing as an assistant to Deputy Chief of Staff Josh Lyman. Which I guess
makes me Deputy Deputy Chief of Staff."
Nothing. No one seems to
understand the joke. Sam is in the hallway and gives her a thumbs up before
leaving. Donna leads the groups into the Oval office explaining what is going to
happen. She tries another joke that is just as successful. She hands
him the speech and he starts, joking that it will only take once.
The president is only one or two sentences
into the address before he stops and they have to cut. He seems confused with
what 'leaf peeping' is. No one seems to answer.
Donna: "I better get some key
chains."
Bartlet: "I heard that."
Donna is refering to a previous experience with
this when it took him 11 takes to get it write, and she had to get keychains for
everyone for putting up with it.
{Main Titles, Commercial}
We're back with Bartlet, he's on his fifth
take.
Bartlet: "Fifth-take Bartlet.
That's what Jack Warner used to call me."
Donna: "Did you really know Jack
Warner Mr. President?"
Bartlet: "Yeah, because I used
to be a contract player in Hollywood and I'm 97 years
old."
We leave Bartlet and Donna for CJ and Toby. They
meet up to next to each other in the hallway. CJ talking about her being
the only person who has accepted Ainsley Hayes. Toby laughs that when she heard
the news she slammed the door so hard she broke it.
Toby: "You heard the news and
you broke the White House."
CJ: "Yeah but I'm over it, and
I'm saying other people aren't."
CJ says she is coming down on her side because
everyone is being sexiest. That she is a good-looking, women, republican.
The conversation advances, and Toby informs him that Ed Barrie's doing
Capital Beat. And they think he's going to denouce the president. Note: This guy
is some Military General or something and he's gonig to talk about the status of
the Military.
CJ gets Carrol to send him to her.
Onwards to Leo and Ainsley walking to Leo's office.
She doesn't want to meet Lionel Tribbey, she doesn't want to be there when he
finds out that she was
hired.
(Loud
Slam)
Tribbey: "Leo! I will kill
people today, Leo! I will kill people with this cricket bat which was given to
me by her Royal Majesty Elizabeth Windsor. Then I will kill them again with my
own hands. Has anybody in this building heard of 'Contempt of Congress'?
Congress will hold the White House in contempt Leo. Which is nothing compared
to the contempt that I will hold the White House if this keeps
happening."
Leo: "What'd we
do?"
Tribbey: "Steve Joyce and Mark
Brookline testified and Governmental Affairs that the White House couldn't
produce the Rockland Memo because the White House didn't have the Rockland
Memo."
Leo: "Do we?"
Tribbey: "Holding
it in my hand, Leo!"
Leo: "I'm sure
there's..."
Tribbey: "When your guys go to
the Hill, they can't drop there testimony on my desk at 9:15 and testify at
9:30. I was ready to take a vacation Leo. I was going to go some place warm,
with a beach, somebody bringing me drinks with little umbrellas in them. I had
this whole thing closed. Now I have to go back up there, hat in hand because
the circus is in town! Who's this?"
Leo: "This is Ainsley
Hayes. She's scared of meeting you so be nice.
Tribbey: "The girls who's been
writing the columns."
Leo: "Yeah."
Tribbey: "You're an
idiot."
Ainsley: "Leo"
Leo: "She's not an idiot Lionel.
She clerked for Dreifort."
Tribbey: "Well, Dreifort's an
idiot."
Leo: "Dreifort's a Supreme Court Justice, Lionel,
so let's speak of him with respect and practice some tolerance for those who
disagree with us."
Tribbey: "I believe as long as Justice Drieforts
is intolerant towards gays, lesbians, blacks, unions, women, poor people and
the First, Fourth, Fifth and Ninth Amendments. I will remain intolerant
towards him." (Towards Ainsley) "Nice to meet you." He
begins to leave.
Leo: "She's working for you
Lionel."
Tribbey: (turns around and
comes back in the room) "Excuse me?"
Leo: "She's working for you. The
president asked me to hire her for your office."
Tribbey:
"The president of what asked you to hire her for my office."
Leo: "The United
States."
Tribbey: (Laughing)
"Excuse me." He leaves.
Leo: "I thought it went pretty
well."
We go back to the Oval office where the
president is still working on the address. We come up on Donna, we see she has
her fingers crossed.
(Lionel burts in weilding his cricket
bat)
Tribbey: "Mr. President have you
lost what little is left of your mind? I can't possibly work like
this."
Donna: "Oh dear
God."
Sound Engineer: "Cut"
Bartlet: "I had
it."
Tribbey: "Sir is this a bad
time?"
Bartlet: "It's a bit of a bad
time."
Tribbey: "Forgive me sir. But when you have a few
moments I'd like to discuss the hiring of blonde and leggy fascsits whose
knowledge does not include the proper order of the alphabet for positions of
the White House Councel."
Bartlet: "And we will, Lionel.
But right now, I don't know if you've noticed but there are 30 or 40
other people in the room many of whom have donated significants amount of
money to the Democratic Party. So perhaps we could get a tighter grip on our
horses and we'll talk about it later."
Tribbey: "Yes. Well." (Turns
to everyone) "Good morning, everyone." (Back to Bartlet) "Thank
you Mr. President."
Bartlet: (nods and waits
until he's out of the room) "Well. Obviously Lionel Tribbey is a
brilliant lawyer whom we cannot live without. Otherwise there would be very
little reason not to put him in prison. Let's try again."
Toby is in Sam's office. Sam's telling him
about Josh's case. Sam mentions that if they can't figure out a solution, Josh
may have to sue them.
Toby: "I like a country
where you can sue the insurance company, but not the people who shot
you."
Toby leavers back for his office. Sam stops
and thinks about what Toby just said. He follows Toby back to his office.
Sam: "He can sue the
people who shot him."
Toby: "The people who shot him are
dead."
Sam: "No, hardly any of them
are."
{Commercial}
Donna is back in Josh's office. Apparently the
president is on take 17 and he still hasn't nailed it. So she is bringing in a
new audience. The phone rings, Donna tells Josh Sam wants him.
Josh: "Insurance Victory! 'And
the weak shall be made mighty' Donna. Not 'Might is right', but rather
'Might for right'."
Sam's Office. Sam is telling him that this
is there way in, that they could sopena everything.
Sam: "Josh, the Southern
Poverty Law Center wants you to sue the Knights of the Klu Klux Klan for $100
million. "
Josh seems a little dazed, to say the
least, at this recent realization.
Abbey Barlet comes into the reception just
outside the Oval Office.
Abbey:
"Charlie."
Charlie: "Good afternoon ma'am."
Abbey: "Charlie, is the
president free for a moment?"
Charlie: "He's in the
Roosevelt Room with some far East Advisors. Would you like me
to.."
Abbey: "No, no, don't interupt him. Korea might have
plutonium. Just give him a message for me. You'll want to write this
down."
Charlie: "Sure."
Abbey: "Your
blood pressure is 120/80."
Charlie: "How'd you know that
ma'am?"
Abbey: "I'm saying his blood
pressure...."
Charlie: "...is 120 over
80."
Abbey: "Your EKG shows a good sinus rythm. No
evidence of ischemic discharge."
Charlie: "How are we
spelling this?"
Abbey: "Doesn't matter. Your electrolytes
and medobolic panels are within normal limits. Chest X-rays clear and prostate
screen is fine."
Charlie:
"Okay."
Abbey: "So we can have sex now."
Charlie: "Ok, that's not
you and me right?"
Abbey:
"Go."
Charlie:
"Yeah."
(Charlie leaves and Abbey turns
around and rests on Charlies desk.)
Mrs. Landingham: "Good
afternnoon Mrs. Bartlet."
Abbey: "Good afternoon Mrs.
Landingham."
Mrs. L "How are you
doing today?"
Abbey: "Oh I'm just fine. Thank
you."
Mrs. L: "Are you looking for the
president?"
Abbey: "I imagine he'll
be along in a moment."
(We hear a door slam off
screen)
Barlet: "Really?!" (appears
on screen)
Abbey: "Oh
yeah."
Mrs. L: "Good afternoon Mr.
President."
Bartlet: "Good afternoon Mrs.
Landingham."
Mrs. L: "Is there anything I
can..."
Bartlet: "Go away right now."
Mrs. L: "You seem a little
tense."
Bartlet: "Not for long Mrs.
Landingham."
Abbey: "Why don't we go
inside?"
Bartlet: "Absoulutley."
Mrs.
L: (following them) "Sir, would you like me to inform Mr.
McGarry and the Advisors that they could.."
Bartlet:
(Slams the door infront of her)
Abbey: "B.P.
120/80."
Bartlet: "Who cares? It's been 14 weeks. Do these
curtains close?"
Abbey: "Not here
Jed."
Bartlet: "Yes you're
right.Where?"
Abbey: "How about our
bedroom?"
Bartlet: "New Hampshires an hour
and a half by plane, Abbey. I don't think I have that kind of
time."
Abbey: "How about our bedroom in
the residence?"
Bartlet: "Yes! We have a bedroom right
here in the building! That was so smart. Let's go." (He grabs her and
pulls her with him)
Abbey: (She stops and he
swings back) "Jed."
Bartlet: "What?"
Abbey: "Korea.
Plutonium"
Bartlet: "Oh God....I hate plutonium."
(Hits his forehead)
Abbey: "We have to find time
before 6:00."
Bartlet: "What happens at
6:00?"
Abbey: "I have to fly to Cochrane's Mills,
Pennsylvania."
Bartlet: "Where the hell
is Cochrane's Mills?"
Abbey:
"Pennsylvaina."
Bartlet: "Right" (The air in
his balloon seems to have deflated)
Abbey: "So you talk to Charlie.
I'll talk to Lilly and we'll coordinate our schedules and find a free
hour."
Bartlet: "I don't think it's going to take more
than a couple of minutes, but I like your confidence." (He pulls her
towards him)
Abbey: "Just get back to
work."
Bartlet: "Can't we just close the curtains?"
(Pulls her into a kiss)
Abbey: (She gives him a
quick peck) "Just get back to work." (She laughs and quickly runs out
before he goes any further)
CJ meets with an Aide to General Barrie.
She's not at all happy with the General sending an Aide to deal with her. She
tells the Aide she wants to see the General in her office.
CJ: "Go back to
the Pentagon right now and tell General Barrie CJ cregg says he's a
coward."
Leo and Ainsley are together again. He's
showing her to her office. And apparently it's in the most remote place in the
White House. Leo didn't even know there were offices there. They travel through
door after door, each time the sense of life deminishes.
Ainsley: "You've been
really decent to me Leo."
Leo: "Kid, the others will come
around."
Ainsley: "No they
won't."
Leo: "See, you got to remember that the people
you're talking about live their life under siege 24hrs a day, everyday. At the
time in their lives when they're trying with all their might to do good.
You're in their foxhole. Sam Seaborn had this innocent relationship with a
girl -- Bam, here comes the enemy. I'm a recovering alcoholic -- Bam, Radio,
TV magazines, cameras infront of my house. People shouting at my daughter at
the ball game. Editorials, op-ed's, "He's a drunk. He's dangerous. He should
resign."
Ainsley: "I wrote one of
those op-ed pieces."
Leo: "I
know."
So they find the episode eventually. It's
far enough in the White House Leo has time to tell us his life story. It turns
out she works in the Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Center. Leo tells her not to
worry about anyone, that she is there to serve the President.
{Commercial}
We are in Ainsley office, or rather the
furnace room. We can hear noises outside and Ainsley thinks it's Leo until
Tribbey busts in the room, with as little grace as before, except this time
minus the cricket bat. He isn't happy that she is working in the White House.
She says that she is serving her country, and feels this is her sense of duty.
Ainsley: "Is it so hard
to believe that this day in age someone will role up there sleves, set
aside partisinship and say 'What can I do?'"
Tribbey:
"Yes."
................
Ainsley: (as he
leaves) "The president is way to moderate for your taste."
Tribbey: "Excuse me?"
(comes back in the room)
Ainsley: "Way to
moderate......on affirmative action, capital gain, public schools, free trade.
You left a luctrative practice in Chicago and a seven figure income. It wasn't
out of duty?"
(Tribbey doesn't say anything. He thinks for a second
before leaving.)
Outside of Sam's office Josh is following
him around getting details about the connection between the Klu Klux Klan and
the shooters who shot him. Sam rattles off all the connections (to many for me
to comprehend and post. Gesh! Sorkin can write!). They walk together to Leo's
office.
Leo tells Sam the Joyce and Brookline are
at it again. Leo asks Sam to talk to them, Sam suggests talking to someone
in Governmental Affairs. Leo tells him that Tribbey already sent Ainsley (The
conversation in her office from the last scene). Sam, isn't exactly happy, he's
worried she'll leak the information to opposing parties.
Josh stayes and asks Toby and Leo what they
think about sueing the KKK. They both aren't nuts about it because it can open
up questioning like, "Did anyone sleep with a prostitue?" While irrelevant, the
question can still be put on the floor, and it will be a story if it is answered
or not.
Leo: "That said, say the word, and we'll
take a leave of absence and join your legal team. "
Josh leaves. Toby
follows soon after.
We break to an outside shoot of the
Washington Monument, it's night. We here the engineer's voice over top that they
are trying the Radio Address again. We come into the Oval Office, the previous
group has been replaced by young kids maybe grade 1.
Bartlet:
(jokes) "Is this still my first term?"
They start.
Bartlet: "Good
evening."
Charlie: "Cut"
Donna and Bartlet:
"What!?"
Charlie: "It's morning."
Bartlet: "It's evening.
It's dark outside Charlie."
Charlie: "It's evening now,
Mr. President. It's morning tommorow."
Bartlet: "What time is
it?"
Charlie: "It's 5:45 sir."
(Bartlet rummages through papers
anxiously and quickly)
Donna: "Here we
go."
Engineer: "In, five,
four,.."
Bartlet: (Finally finds his watch)
"Excuse me. No, I can't I gotta go."
Donna: (begining
to protest) "Sir, I.."
Bartlet: "Kids, I am so sorry.
I have to go to a special meeting of the Government. I will mail you all and
autograph copy of the picture we took together and one day you'll all
understand." (leaves)
Charlie: (follows
him) "Mr. President."
Bartlet: (walking very
fast not even looking back) "Take a break
Charlie."
Charlie: "She's not there."
Bartlet: (spinning
around) "I'm going to a special meeting.."
Charlie: "Of the
government, yes sir. She had to leave for Pennsylvania early. Would you
like to come back inside and take another swing at the Radio
Address?"
Bartlet: "Sure. Would
you like to get that smile off your face before I send you on special
assignment to the Yukon?" (walks past him back into the
Oval)
Charlie: "Yes sir."
General Barrie burst into CJ's office,
obviously pissed at being denounced by the White House Press Secretary. He goes
on and on about the men he send into war and that she has the nerve to call him
a 'coward'. She camly tries to tell him that he can't denounce the President on
National TV, and that there Military readiness is at a top state. He says he'll
be telling his story to Tim Russet.
CJ: "I said I don't think you will General.
I notice amoung your many decorations is the Distinguished Combat Service Medal.
You're wearing it right now as well as in numberous photographs including some
taken with enlisted men in the field. You won it while on temporary duty with
the Navy's U.S.S. Brooke. The thing is the Brooke was never
fired on and it never shot it's guns. Right now, and in photographs, your
wearing a medal you never won. How does that usually go over with the
boys?"
Barrie: "He never served in uniform -- not once -- and he presumes
--"
CJ: "Is there anything else sir?"
He doesn't say anything and just leaves.
{Commercial}
We are back to Ainsley, she's walking down
some hall towards the office that Joyce and Brookline work in. She wants to talk
to them about the false testimony. She just tells them wants could have happened
and be careful next time. They don't like listening to a
republican. She wants them to apologize to the majority counsel
and the Speaker of the House because of their attitute during the testimony.
They blow her off and leave.
Next we are outside the Residence. Bartlet
tells his agents: "Guys it's very important that nobody tries to kill me in the
next hour or so." The First lady is finally back and he couldn't be happier.
Abbey: "I am a little
randy Jed."
Jed: "Good. Take your clothes
off."
Abbey: "What ever
happened to romance? A couple of cocktails, Mel
Torme.."
Jed: "Get'em off." (He's already taking his
shoes off)
She's in the bathroom changing, and he's
fixing himself a drink. He's asking questions about were she went, and tells her
she should've passed it on. He turns around with a drink in each hand, and she's
standing with not much more than her shoes off.
Bartlet: "If you want I
can have Charlie.....You haven't changed into the "Special
Garment"."
Abbey: "Cochrane's Mills is where I
went."
Bartlet: "Yeah. You know
what I did just then that was stupid? I minimized the importance of the statue
that was dedicated to Nellie Bly an extrordinary women whom we all own a great
deal to."
Abbey: "You don't know who she is do
you?"
Bartlet: "This isn't happening to
me."
Abbey goes on explaining who Nellie Bly
was. I have to admit it is impressive. She tells him that Nellie Bly was the tip
of the ice berg, and goes on to tell him the rest of the ice berg. He is
throughly disappointed.
Sam and Josh are together in Sam's office
talking about the KKK thing. Sam see's Ainsley passes by and follows her out
into the hallway. He tells her he didn't like her going off and fixing the
Joyce/Brookline thing. Sam leaves and goes back to the office, but decideds
there is one more thing she wants to say to her.
He's in the basement where her office
is.
Sam: "Ainsley"
(sighs) "Look.....Can I talk to you for a minute? All I was really
trying to say..."
(He stops we he see's what she is looking at. A vase
full of dead flowers with a card saying 'bitch' in the
middle)
Sam: "Who did this? Who did
this?"
Ainsley: "I don't know"
Sam:
"Yes you do."
Ainsley: "Don't worry about
it."
Sam: "Who sent this?"
Ainsley:
"Don't worry about it."
Sam:
"Ainsley?.."
Ainsley: "Sam.."
Sam:
"How did your meeting with Brookline and Joyce go?"
Ainsley: "It went
great Sam. I talked to them for a couple of minutes and I think that --"
(He doesn't even wait to hear the rest before
leaving.)
Ainsley:
(sounding scared) "Sam!"
We go to Brookline and Joyce's office. Sam
bursts in (yeah there is a lot of bursting in this episode LOL). He's royally
pissed at them for what the did. He tells him when he writes something "I sign
my name."
Sam: "Do you have any idea how big of
harassement sue you just exposed us to?" (we see Tribbey come in and stand
behind Sam, unnoticed) "She just -- She works here. Which is more than I can say
for either of you." (He writes on the desk cover that he ripped off the guys
desk) "You're fired: S. Seaborn."
Guy 1: "Sam I don't know who you think you
are around here, but you can't fire us."
Tribbey: "Oh, yes, he can. Leave here, and
don't ever come back. It's time for both of you to write your book
now."
Saturday Morning
Bartlet is giving his address live, and
it's dedicated to women (go Abbey!) and public monuments. She's sitting in the
chair next to him. He's going on and on, about monuments dedicated to women. CJ
comes in to talk about Ed Barrie, he says to let him do what he
wants.
Josh's office, Sam and him are talking
about the KKK. He's decided he doesn't want to sue them, but he'll sue the
insurance company no problem. The phone rings: "She's on here way." Josh
announces and they leave.
We are in the hallway leading to Ainsleys
office. She's standing in the doorway of the staircase calling out to who's
there. Then the song "And It's surely to his credit" comes on (or a least I
think that's what it's called). There has been references to it between Tribbey
and Ainsley, a dispute over which musical it comes from. She opens the door to
her office and Josh, CJ, Sam and Toby are there. Apparently they did a little
decorating, and are signing.
ENDS